20 hilarious quotes from the series "Liquidation", which will make your day

• 20 hilarious quotes from the series "Liquidation", which will make your day

The series "Liquidation" liked by the audience for its sparkling dialogue and turns of speech. He was literally taken away on quotes, and some phrases instantly became airborne and turned into jokes.

Publish to the reader selection of the best jokes are sure to raise your spirits and tune in a positive way.

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- I give! We found a davalku!

- Shaw?

- That no sho!

- Mom, you gave birth to an idiot!

- Six months suffered, as much tooth crumbled, and there came a fascist - had something to do.

- Once again miss out - eat!

- So for you though the Penal Code with all interpretations. Only for sho vie so?

- So, sho we go again hello?

- Why, Myhal Myhalycha women do not like.

- And if he recognized you Yes hole b made in you ?! Not for the Order, and for drafts!

- The doctor prescribed me a peace of mind to the heart, and I will be calm. So either you tell me now what happened, or I gepnu you in the face with all my love.

- Are you my mother pounded into the coffin of the best, son, and even deeper.

- Dawa?

- Hi, Aunt Ada.

- Shaw Guta Israelevna?

- She died before the war.

- Before the war, and I was going to go to it.

- That is not in a hurry to go.

- John, tell me as a Communist Communist, we will now go and hang a sign "On slowly the funeral?"

- Citizens cops! I have to say something!

- Do not touch the knife, halamidnik! Mom said: "Not at all do not touch!"

- What do you cry, Mama! I understand the words!

- No, you've seen this idiyota? Go on, son, me.

- He promised not to bring up vyshak! You swore on his mother witnesses!

- I'm an orphan, Senya and my mom will meet you there a good drin, not to mention for those whom you banged. So pray for 25, like the crow of Dutch cheese!

- You just do not look at myself in the mirror - blind.