12 stunning comic sketches about parents and children

• 12 stunning comic sketches about parents and children

Children's humor is very direct! We offer the reader a selection of funny stories that parents share with each other in the vast network.

I am sitting, tired, thoughtful, gentle daughter something knocks back of the head, turn around, she smiles and ... combing my toilet cleaning brush. Fatigue vanished ...

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I lay son to sleep by singing him a song. After 10 minutes of voice beds:

- Mom, can I sleep'll be, or do you still want to sing?

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Rush hour. The trolley rides mother and daughter five years. Mother gets orange, cleans it, gives her daughter, and the skins throwing out the half-open window. Passengers are outraged.

The child, too:

- Mom, what are you!

Passengers are picked up approvingly:

- In such a mother-mannered child.

And the child completes the sentence:

- They are the same in the brew should be put!

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- Mom, what have you got the stomach more and more?

- Docha, I ate watermelon and accidentally swallowed a seed, is now growing within me a new melon!

Daughter hands on her hips:

- And if you're pregnant, darling ?!

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Mom comes for the child in the garden. Looks, children sit in the sandbox with the phones, and the teacher is sleeping on the bench.

- Why are you sleeping? You are all the children run away!

- But where they go, we have Wi-Fi only in the sandbox!

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Grandson five years asking loudly:

- Ba, and how old are you?

She tries to avoid answering. Grandson insists:

- Ba, say the first digit.

- Five.

- And the second? - Four.

- And the third?

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Artyom second-grader asks traveling with him in the car the parents:

- What time is it now?

They say to him:

- Look at your cell phone.

And in response to what he forgot it at home, in two voices persistently explained that the comfort of your home, it is necessary to take with your phone, keys and money.

- I'm going with you - trying to justify son.

- So what - parry parents. - And if the store will stop, and you get lost out there, can not you call, no money do not get there on the bus home, without a key to the apartment you will not get. And if an earthquake or flood (pictures phodyaschego on all TV programs).

After parental notations should be a logical question:

- Well, what conclusions of our conversation did you do?

Answer:

- I should not have asked you about the time.

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A girl of four leaves and dad out of the house and loudly greeted with the old ladies sitting on a bench:

- Hello, goat face!

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When we were little, we did not steamed about what we wear. We have put parents. And looking at his baby pictures, I realize that parents are also not soared.

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Today, children in the two years can unlock your phone, tablet, go on the Internet and send messages. What was I doing in two years? I ate the sand!

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The child writes: "rAditeli". I ask: "And what is the word verification?"

He squinted tenderly replied: "Joy!"

I do not even want to correct ...