13 points, which is easy to calculate the provincial

• 13 points, which is easy to calculate the provincial

I worked at one time in the office, where there were many provincials - the Urals, Siberia and the Far East. Just make a reservation - nothing against the people of the provinces, I do not have! Many of my friends - from the provinces. This is good, honest people.

Returning to those of their observations. The young ladies were different: a well-educated and middle, nice and not very good, but they are united by two things: overbearing and bad taste. America will not open, saying that the girls, who were born and live in big cities, lazy and slowly their "come in large numbers" girlfriends. The reason is simple: in order to survive, you have to be fast. Momma's not around. The persistently have a definite plus - provincial tend to do better. Now for the negative.

There are signs they have learned, even from the back in the crowd, and quite accurately - after two minutes of conversation. How?

1. Heels at any time of the day or night. No matter what a beautiful and tripping is not obtained. One of my colleague a month (!) Was depressed because she could not afford to buy their favorite Louboutin. She showed me a picture of her dreams ... Ankle flashy leopard at an incredible block in the style of Lady Gaga. "They are impossible to walk? Probably yes. Especially since I have no car ... So what? I would change one's shoes at the entrance to the restaurant, "- explained to me the light (we call it Svetlana, although her name is Rita Kozhin).

2. Excessive emphasis on sexuality. Lipstick - red hair - blond, nails - carnivorous, neck - deep, if the skirt - the mini. And incredibly bright makeup. Craving for Pink flowers and sequins.

3. Too - the race for the fashion trends, brands and trends. For lack of funds SHaneli-diorite Etro purchased in the form of Chinese copies. Link to the hype, and then - buy lipstick in TSUM for the sole purpose - to get brand orange paper bag, a signal that it can afford to purchase the most expensive country store. Then the bag is worn everywhere.

4. On this occasion - the labels on the clothes will never cut off.

5. Link to tuning appearance. At 21, hatching plans for a new bust and lips.

6. Free time is held exclusively in fashionable clubs and bars, presentations and "after party" of cultural events. Selfie (necessarily with a glass in hand) are laid out in the social network.

7. Work - only fashionable offices television type, glossy magazines and expensive clubs. Where rich men are found. If it is impossible to break, start dating in the circles ...

8. If you are spent on teacher of speech, only to get rid of to speak, but not to improve the speech as a whole.

9. A man looks predatory and appreciatively. Oh these looks! They - the future scanners. Second, and she understands everything about it: the size of the salary and honesty, generosity, and general level of potentiality. Provincial would not be convinced that the general's are those who marries lieutenants. "All at once" - that's her motto. Let the stupid and drinking, most importantly, security.

10. Often, the lack of moral standards when married and dishonest - not a taboo.

11. A striking force desire to get married. It is desirable for the tycoon.

12. A short memory on their own biography. Rare provincial proudly tells new acquaintances that came from Kukuyev Magadan region. Although so cute (and worthy), when talking about his homeland with a gentle tone.

13. Unexplained confidence in his own irresistibility.

What I'm talking about all this? In addition, if there is no provincial say all of the above, then it would be impossible to calculate. Most just want it? Not differ from the capital? Sadly, that identity is not held in high esteem, that many hesitate origin, instead of the developing brain, organize race for men, being able to provide a comfortable existence.

But please, do not say that among provincials have the IQ of a girl with a high, excellent taste and contempt for glamor. Of course there is! But I am not talking about them.