As my friend fell in love with "The Guest from the Future"

• As my friend fell in love with "The Guest from the Future"

Dmitry Nestyuk from Minsk told the amazing story of how he fell in love with each "guest from the future", the actress Natalia Guseva.

When the country's television screens out the series "Guest from the Future", he produced on the minds of Soviet teenagers bombshell. All raved about space pirates, mielofon, time travel, and so on. Naturally, especially explosive impression on the minds of immature children made the main character of the series - a girl from the future Alice Selezneva. Slukavlyu not, if I say that the whole country was probably not a single young man who would not dream to meet and make friends with Alice, she's Natasha Guseva.

By the way, she told Natasha then about giant sacks of letters, which brought her to the home address. And teenagers sitting and karaulyaschih young star at the entrance and the apartment, you can shoot in clusters. In short, they did not allow the passage of fans. But then we were not familiar and just did not know it. Next, the story itself.

In short, my best school friend Dennis fell in love with Alice Seleznev. And since that time these were lovers across the country to fig and more, the first time I have not given this fact, of great strategic importance. In the end, the girls around there were many, were even similar to Alice (and I must say that many savvy girls, taking advantage of the fact zombiruyut influence the heroine of the film on the minds of boys, then they began actively to mow under it, hairstyles, mannerisms, and so on. D. ). In general, the girl was found similar if you want you can. But you have to know a friend of mine. Similar was not interested in him, and is not needed, he longed to get acquainted with the original. And not just to meet you, my friend quite seriously decided to marry her.

I must confess that at that moment I underestimated its potential. And it would be worth it! We at one time not only sat at the same desk at school, but also actively hooligans together. A standard set of entertainment in the form of magnesium flash-bangs, carbide and other nice things every Soviet teenager in the face of my friend becomes particularly creative and monstrous forms. Why do ordinary firecracker, if you can make a bomb? Or, for example, you can shove a mixture of magnesium and potassium permanganate in cigarette smoke and to give high school students? Or build a missile of two stages and run hamster fly? In short, you understand. The brain we worked in full, the ideas generated with the frequency of a machine gun. In addition, Dennis was attached to the brain simply superhuman dedication that sometimes plunged us into the most incredible adventure. This was an amicable one could write a whole book, but now it's not about that, and about Alice, that is Natasha.

In general, after a while Denis dreams of decided to get down to business. No my timid argument that this unpromising project, it did not stop and do not panic. I am fully aware that it is planned to serious, and decided not to interfere.

To begin with, of course, it was necessary to get acquainted with Natasha. Easy to say - to get acquainted! And how to do it? Internet and social networks did not exist, and the search for a destination in Moscow was possible only through the help desk. However, this option is unnecessary, because the data for help was not. He remained with Warner Bros. version of them. Bitter, but there also were not fools, and to whom the address was not given horrible. In spite of this, Dennis still somehow made his way to the studio and done there nix, but with zero result. All these and other proactive, fit in one paragraph, lasted three years at least. During this time, my friend grew up, but on the purpose of his did not retreat. Anyone else in his place would have long given up on this venture, but not Dennis.

It was the autumn of 1987. I remember now, call my home phone rang at six o'clock in the morning (maybe even earlier). I called Denis. "It is in Minsk." I did not even ask who it was clear. "Now I'll come to you," - said my friend, and hung up. I realized that sleep will not work (and was, among other things, Saturday), and went to get dressed. When Dennis came to me, his plan was already almost ready, there were only details. The plan was as follows. On the eve of Denis read in the newspaper "Evening Minsk" a small note, which stated that Natasha Guseva acted in a small role in any movie out there and this film is removed at the studio "BelarusFilm". My friend had to ring phones studio and somehow learned that Natasha and her grandmother (!) Live in the hotel "Minsk". He called the hotel and just somehow found out which room she lives. All of this he managed to do in half a day. While we were sleeping, he developed a plan for the conquest of a young movie star. The plan was as follows. Denis in a big box from under the TV (remember, this is 1987, televisions were large) under the guise of parcels delivered to the hotel room Natasha Guseva. Next, he focuses on the area and is working on the situation. Extremely simple and stupid plan would not work with anyone else, but knowing Dennis, I estimated his chances of 50 to 50.

For realization conceived it took us two more persons from among our comrades. The choice fell on Andrew and Oleg make the most frostbitten and living close geographically to our friends. Box from under the TV "Horizon" has been previously enhanced within a piece of thick plywood, Denis got into it, and the adventure began. I will not tell you about how the three of us in working overalls under the guise of employees "Post Office" clatter Denis on public transport in the box to the hotel, even though it was a separate saga. I can only say that we are lucky enough and did not come off and fallen off. Oleg and Andrei were porters, more modest, I like a man with gab, got the role of a courier.

After arriving at the hotel, we quietly (here it is, the power of overalls) carried the box straight past the guards at the reception. There, I said, in what room living Natalia Guseva, and asked for the room number. It was necessary to hold a preparatory call, as she often communicates with her fans, she has always been on the alert and would not stupidly open the door for us. Then Denis in the box would have to explain the hotel safety, who he was and how I got there. Therefore, having obtained the number, I walked over to the machine (good phone is right in the lobby), and dialing the number, I heard, "Hello", pronounced very familiar voice in the film. Calmly and casually I said experimental that she was concerned about a "Post Office" in her name received parcel, and it is now delivered to the hotel. This number would not be held in any other hotel, but "Minsk" is just opposite the "Post Office", so that suspicions have arisen. After receiving confirmation that Natasha will look forward to sending, we waited twenty minutes to take effect. Box with contents was added to the elevator, then a few tens of meters along the corridor, and here we have the required number. Confident knock on the door and voila! On the threshold of Natalia himself. Before she knew it, I show a box and ask: "Where to?" "Maybe it will stand in the corridor," - she asked timidly. "No, in the hallway can not, is not allowed!" - I replied, and strictly ordered the boys "is entered in the room!"

We carried a huge box was taken aback by Guseva, and I took out a typewritten statement: "Sign here!"

Natalia meekly undersigned. "Good-bye, good-bye!" - I said, and we have skillfully and naturally piled out of the room, followed by the suspicious look of large eyes.

It was a success, good luck! But the mission was carried out far from complete. The fact that the most monstrous and perfidious part of Denis plan was that he was put in a box with no clothes and shoes, his socks. This was done to ensure that it was impossible to drive on the street (remember, the yard was November, autumn 1987). "Big deal! - you might say. - I'd have kicked (s). " But do not forget, it was the Soviet Union, people were cultural, and kindness and sympathy then prevailed over pragmatism and prudence. Thus, the second part of the plan was to put a bag with shoes in a locker and tell Dennis on the phone code. A temporary Extension was given half an hour. By that time, according to our calculations, it has already had to make contact with Natalie.

Re-dial a phone number, I have not heard a calm "Hello!". This indicated that the introduction took place, and I asked to speak to our present. Dennis quickly explain what and how with shoes and jacket, we started home and have come to expect the return of our friend. He came home only in the evening, quite pleased with himself. Next I tell from the words of Denis. After our departure she began to move on the number, thinking aloud: "What is it? No, I think I'm not going to open, wait Grandma "(and I must tell you, my friends, that we are in the lucky day unspeakably because Grandma Natalia at the time of our arrival there was no room! It was on this day and at this time it wanted to go for a walk and buy something as a souvenir. as it recognized us, and Natalia, if grandma was in place, we plan to fail, do not even realize the suffered. and most of all, we would spend this wonderful day at the police station . But fortune favors the bold!). So, Natasha decided to wait for her grandmother, familiarity with which is not included in Dennis plans. So he moved to the active stage of the plan and started a self-extracting out of the box. And as before closing the cover, we covered it with a sheet, the appearance of my friend reminded not romantic, but rather access to the scene of a ghost with a motor. Throwing back the sheet, Dennis realized that the effect is a little out of hand control because the eyes of Natalia Guseva, and so are not in themselves a little resembled a lemur eyes. Even breathing was speeded suspicious that Dennis, as a future nurse (he studied at the Medical), immediately appreciated and understood that it is time to withdraw the patient from stupor as fainting is not part of his plans. However, before he could tear at lost all will to resist the patient her full home address and phone number!

Then it went like thumb. However, Natalia and returned some time later, my grandmother lived through another psychological shock to see that expel this Don Juan does not work, because he was not dressed. I had to meet, drink tea with cakes and a chat. In the process it became clear that Denis intelligent and cheerful, with a good sense of humor. And his imagination could not even speak. In general, the introduction took place.

Then there were courting, the army again courtship and wedding. Daughter, by the way, Natalia refused to call Alice, had to name Alesya

However, the wedding could not take place because it is literally for eight hours before it all of us with Denis headed arrested by the police for a fight on the roof of a sword. But that's another story