Alphabet female deficiencies

• Alphabet female deficiencies

A - Car. A woman driving a terrible monkey with a grenade. It is already so trite, that is unworthy and references. And yet it is - an indisputable fact.

B - chatter on the phone. Only a woman can be two o'clock cute Twitter on the phone, and then ask: "Who am I speaking?" - and find out what the person just got the wrong number.

In - extortion. "And Masha's husband bought a new coat," - she says thoughtfully downcast eyes. Half an hour later inadvertently drop a: "A boyfriend Svetke diamond ring presented." Another 15 minutes later you'll learn about and Ira, and Julia, and Tanya ... To stop this abuse, we have to rush to the store for a "wonderful boots," she looked after.

G - Lipstick. Some scientists have calculated that a man in his life consumes at least 3 kilograms of lipstick. The women say that the lip color in order to please men, but in fact they simply shamelessly bullied.

D - diet. You come home from work tired, angry and hungry. You open the fridge, and there - three carrots in company with leaf lettuce. She claps her eyelashes innocently, "Dear, I sat on a diet Maybe you try it.?"

E - food. Inability to cook - the worst female disadvantage. In comparison, the seven deadly sins - just sophomoric. Everyone knows, through what is the way to a man's heart.

F - affectation. And why are women so love to break down, grimacing, always build from a touchy? W - mirror. The most refined torture for women: buy her a dozen fashionable dresses and locked in a room without a mirror.

And - hysteria. All women - hysteria, and those who are not hysterical, just skillfully pretend.

K - Karma, horoscopes and fortune telling. Only women believe in all this, and then write the ad in the newspaper Me: "Lonely Maiden Monkey acquainted with wealthy Gemini-Rat to create a strong family." And how to understand this normal man?

L - logic. The wife tells her husband the story. The husband asks, "Are you not confusing anything, dear?" Wife: "I am confused So you're saying that I'm not telling the truth to tell a lie - then lie LSU - then I'm Brescia dog yelp Oh, you had called me a bitch ?!?..."

M - soap operas. As you can see 348 film series, the events that can fit in a short film?

H - nagging. If I were asked what I would be willing to endure aching tooth or a nagging wife, I would have agreed to the first, which, as you know, the pleasure is not pleasant.

On - resentment. Women will always find an excuse to inflate out of molehills and offended.

P - girlfriends. She may complain of a catastrophic shortage of time and at the same hours chatting with a friend in a cafe, on the Internet or by phone.

P - extravagance. Women love to overspend, especially strangers.

On - fears. Well, as normal, mentally healthy person may be afraid of cockroaches, spiders or worms?

T - mother-in-law. It's like in socialist times: good products sold only with the load. In the load to the pretty bride you necessarily get mother-in-law. We - the accusations. Endlessly blame a man into anything - that is not paying attention or giving it too much, too smart, or vice versa - a favorite female pastime.

F - flirtation. For some reason, women find that if ogle all in a row, to flirt and flirt recklessly, then proslyvesh sociable and pleasant young lady. If only they knew just how we call such persons.

X - trick. A Chinese sage said: "A woman is cunning as a snake." Then he thought, and added: "Even more tricky". I absolutely agree with him.

C - cellulite. Not every man really knows what it is. But everyone secretly hates these things mysterious word, because it is because of him, she sits on a diet, from morning to evening is lost in the fitness club and refuses to wear a short skirt that she is so.

W - eccentricities. Women never do not know what they want, so sometimes their desire to look, to put it mildly, unusual.

W - shopping. The man, who survived a similar at least once in a life worthy of the Order.