10 most ridiculous ways to dance in a club

As bequeathed to Joseph Brodsky - a seasoned connoisseur of Dionysian pleasures, "Then, when love is not with us, when the cold hunchback, get the gun out of the suitcase, get and lay it in a pawnshop. Buy this money gramophone And somewhere in the world and dance "with the words of a classic can not argue, dance -. The most effective medicine. After a couple of tequila shots overturned, on the dance floor swim out a variety of "patients", and, as a rule, this is not the girl from dancing group Bionse. We love to watch the dancing people, and gathered the top 10 most ridiculous movements on the dance floor for you, so you know exactly how not to behave in a club, even if you have a little bit under Shafei.

1. Sugar

The dance combines the looseness, sexuality and self-confidence, but obviously not in the knowledge of the art of dance. The absence of plastics is compensated with unkempt hair and weary eyes - the most popular tool of seduction on the dance floor. Ahead of an invisible window that you want to clean up, and hip and then draw in detail the infinity sign.

2. Tranquilizer

Not all love upbeat music, because to move on the dance floor in a semi somnambulistic state - it is a real pleasure. As soon as a relaxing, in-blowing psychedelic music was given as to the dance floor swim dancer, with eyes closed, stroking her arms and moving as if in slow motion. They are not to everyone's attention, they roam the intricate paths of his mind.

3. optimist

The people need excitement, so optimists always notice in the dance. They radiate energy, charge all around and really ignite. All that is needed - is more movements with the arms, legs, hips, hops. Standing still is not allowed, and smile should reach even the most sad habitue of club or bar. Near dancers have only one task - to dodge their attacks enthusiastic.

4. Model

Here it is - charming gloss queen who went 5 minutes ago with a cover to enable photographers to make a work of art from its deliberate movements. She poses for the camera, captures the eye. Vse focus on the face, this helps hand and neck twitches as if the head moves from side to side, just like the slider mixer.

5. Daring

Such a style of dance itself Bionse envy, there is everything: the rhythmic movement of the hips, sudden lunges, squats and rotations. To movement seemed more sexy, in the course is to demonstrate the advantages of, for daring dancers like to enjoy themselves, no matter how ridiculous they look. The more such Lighter pulls the clothes, the more you start up the crowd, a little more and it will allow myself a little nudity.

6. Incognito

A stunningly ridiculous way to dance as if nobody sees you - is to turn to the crowd and back to rest against the wall. Or rather in this case, no one will see you. It remains only to choose your favorite wall and rotate the body as if it is your club, your music, and the people around you all belong.

7. Fitness Instructor

Fitness instructor knows a lot of good moves, thoughtful and useful for health. The more active this dancer moves, the more calories you burn, the more it will be a relief muscles, so the internal HLS so slightly moved person did not let the desire to make the whole dance floor to perform the instructions.

8. "I want an iPhone,"

This technique - a real skill, not available to all. Here you need to be able to attract attention, to show all the most valuable talents of seduction, because all and sundry, not handing out iPhones. By looking at these dancers, I want to laugh through her tears, because all means are good, even in their improvised dance.

9. Hipsta

"And your hair fly like on the cover of gloss" - the motto hipsty at your next party. The rhythmic movements of the head and internal motor space will help to dissect the envy of all the local hipsters. This dancer believes that the more hair fly, the more passionately she looks.

10. Armpit

This type of dance is so named not without reason. The entire body is that faithful companion on the dance floor for some girls getting their own hand, throw his head, exposing the armpit. A few hours later the party when overturned more than one shot of tequila, on the dance floor there's such a seductress, just follow his hand as Alice the white rabbit.