Checklist: 8 signs you're the goddess of social networks

Sit for days on social networks - a meaningless exercise, but even there you can succeed. We're not about bloggers and those who on the other side of the screen. Life in an embrace with a smartphone, like any repetitive action, is any guide. Here's how to understand what you're so advanced internet user, that your name could be called the goddess of social networks.

1. Friends come to you when they want to know the details of

When it comes to finding information - you have no equal. Easily locate restaurants for only one photograph of someone's breakfast. One glance rassortiruesh friends of the new guy on the former, relatives, classmates and acquaintances. Even a little bit and begin to check for compatibility and couples to predict the fate of the profile in instagrame.

2. Do you know about all the features on social networks

Let Informatics in school you hardly got three, social networks make you a power user gadgets. While friends ask where to click to save live, do you know how to narrow down your search in the news, share a story, create a poll. Status for any event occurs in your head before how to make a photo.

3. In the gallery of your smartphone fully screenshots

By the end of the day the phone memory is full screenshots of chats, tweets and pictures, which you always want to share with your friends. Your loved ones do not necessarily flipping the tape. The most funny and interesting, they will receive messages from you.

4. The latest news

I met with her friends to the soul to gossip, but to each their news you have one answer: I know. What they wonder now, you experienced the day before yesterday. Star weddings and divorce, where everyone spent the summer, the new clip and the new guy Monetochki colleagues - are you even surprised myself how much useless information stored in your head.

5. You do not get tired of spending time on the phone

This is the only business that just can not get bored. When the news ticker zalistana to the holes, you are revising their sohranenki. An hour later, you find yourself on the page, an unknown girl, and you know what to look through all of its entries over the past two years. The working day, turn to the therapist, a three-hour traffic jam fly like a flash when the phone is in your hands.

6. The first react to a group chat

Even if it is useless chat with pictures of friends, do you react to it as a flash, if your smiley face emoticon at least decide the fate of the country. You do not ignore any notification, and all the time afraid to miss something important. There is one plus: friends at any moment can turn to you for advice and just get the answer.

7. Sometimes you think you should work in the FSB

Your ability to understand the intrigues Interactive intelligence services would be useful. You easily gather the puzzle of someone's photos, likes, comments into a coherent picture and understand: who is who in the conflict, which the post is clearly fake web and what hashtags to search the participants of the rally. People in uniform, to scour the Internet in search of extremely dangerous juvenile commentators, you can only envy.

8. You can not give up this habit

It is almost as contagious as seeds. I picked up the phone to see the time, and have come round in half an hour while watching another Vine. At some point, you catch yourself thinking, "Why do I need to know what Aliana returned to Dom2?". With horror pushes smartphone, and half an hour later he was back in your hands.

What is your relationship with social networks?