30 ironic laws of life

• 30 ironic laws of life

Murphy's Law states: "If something bad can happen, it happens." Russian Foreign analogue of "meanness law," perhaps the most well-known pattern, the effect of which each of us had to experience the. But that's not all - the law has consequences.

On this basis, scientists and philosophers have very correctly noticed other ironic and vital principles. Among them we have selected the best, in our opinion, apt and true.

Came the need to knock on wood - discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic. / Law Flagg /

Putting in the washing machine 6 socks, takes only 5 / Murphy's Law /

No matter what that something is going wrong. Maybe it looks good. / Scott Law /

It should seal the letter in my head come fresh ideas. / Law letters /

The probability that the sandwich will fall buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. / Investigation Jenning /

Any problem can be unsolvable, if you hold a sufficient number of meetings to discuss it. / Law Mitchell /

Whenever you hair cut nails, an hour later you need them. / Law Whitten / It is necessary to start looking from the wrong place. / Search Law /

The solution of complex tasks are assigned to a lazy employee - he will find an easier way. / Law Hleyda /

The more women we have less, the less the more it is to us. / Imperative Zhvanetskogo /

When things take a sharp turn, all washed away. / Law Lynch /

If experiment succeeded something wrong here ... / Laws Fineygla /

Expert - anyone not from our town. / Rule of Mars /

The neighboring place is always moving faster. / Observation Ettore /

All that is in brackets, it can be ignored. / Law Seeger /

For those who love sausage and respect the law, do not see how to do both. / Sausage principle /

If you do not care where you are, then you will not get lost. / Rules Fleece /

The best way out - always through. / Optimum Robert Frost /

The total amount of intelligence on the planet - a constant, and the population is growing. / Axiom Cole /

Whatever the trouble does not happen, there is always someone who knew the way it is. / Law and Bjorn Evans /

Hot bulb looks just as cold. / The first law in the laboratory / Costs you only wash your car, as there is going to rain. / The law of direct action /

The optimist believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that the way it is. / The main paradox /

Who pays the least of all, most of all complains. / Law Professional Practice Drew /

Most blunders recruited the largest pins. / Supplement Shulaeva /

All great discoveries are made by mistake. / Law Yang /

PRODUCT DELIVERY, which was then taken to excess, DURING any paskladke in the end not to be missed. / Tourism Act Fineygla /

On the dirty floor child will be nothing to spill or scatter. / Law Skoff /

If someone who you admire and who is boundless respect, especially immersed in deep thought most likely that these thoughts about dinner. / Rule of the great /

If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions! / Axiom Kahn and Orbena /