Alushta: resort dystopia

• Alushta: resort dystopia

Be aware, recently the famous Banksy did a great art project Park Shocks Dismaland? This was an allusion to the "Disneyland", "Park-corruption." Instead, the game - a reality. Instead strained smiles - frank rudeness of staff. Mermaid distorted by a broken TV, a fountain of oil, a pack of paparazzi, crashed in the carriage removes Cinderella.

If Banksy wanted to make an art project about the resort, it would be enough to enclose Alushta fence and start selling tickets. Here, everything is ready. Alushta - a resort-decay, the resort-dystopia. There are beaches, but on these beaches want to die here destroyed and disfigured all that could destroy and disfigure. In Alushta is not anything good. This is no exaggeration. If you Adler seemed to hell, after you Alushta realize that it was only the gates of hell.

Alushta, like an old dirty sponge, absorbed all the worst that could happen with the former Soviet resort in the past 25 years. Unfortunately, any housewife knows that the old dirty sponge can only be thrown out, it will not wash out or ironed.

That is really: if you suddenly become tomorrow the mayor of Alushta, then to his unfortunately find that the city is impossible to change something. It can only pull down and rebuild.

But there is another option - I would have recognized historical monument Alushta nineties-zero. He is surrounded by a fence and it banned there to change something. Protected by the state. All of these signs, disorderly development, slums, squatter destroyed parks and estates - it's our history. Let the children see it and do not repeat our mistakes, let it see the aliens and wondering how we could do to a once beautiful city. Alushta could become a reference point for all other resort cities of Russia. After all, there must be in the class of Losers to the Excellent felt excellent student. Alushta as a center of tourism depressive successfully taken to its place on the Crimean coast. On the one hand blooming Yalta, on the other hand - an ancient and legendary Pike New World. And between them - is such a reservation here. Meet Alushta resort dystopia.

To your idea of ​​Alushta was complete, with a review found the typical tourist site, left in July 2015:

It was in July 2015. Alushta - a disgusting place! City dirty road gouging, packs of stray dogs running around. The locals do not know where they are known to the objects of their town (winery, an aquarium, shop Crimean cosmetics ...). In high season, all shops close at 7:00 pm.

Look at Alushta beaches! Is not it a miracle? Collapsed breakwaters, chaotic development, some endless cafes, construction sites, garbage dumps. Awesome! In Alushta nothing to please your eyes, here are equally disgusting everything. No pleasant corner. As if someone specifically sat and spoiled every corner!

Alushta architecture can not cause anything other than a tourist delight! It has everything: and vague sheds, and examples of how a small area, you can get the most. A veritable museum of how people treated for architecture in the '90s and 2000s.

Let's go down to the gorgeous beaches of Alushta. Here everything perfectly. Especially for you unique pebble with debris. According to local tradition, each tourist must find a cigarette butt under the stone for good luck! Do not worry, butts enough for everyone. And this wonderful beach squatter. Remember, in this reserve should be close not only to you on the beach, but also numerous cafes and shops.

Feedback from the tourist site, in July 2015:

The beach is divided between boarding houses into small pieces of 150-200 meters. Good service only in luxury hotels, where the price of 10 thousand rubles per person per night (room - standard, without lunch).

Still, we have a historical park, so that all construction on the embankments of Alushta bear touch of history. Rusty stairs, crumbling steps. But the spirit of history in every stone, which has survived!

In Alushta very much like lattice and fences, behind which are often hidden beaches. It is strange that there is no barbed wire. Until then rampaged Ukrainians, many beaches were paid. I think we should return to this lovely tradition.

As I said, in Alushta really care about that in the city there was not a beautiful and unspoiled corner of the form. There is even an entire Commission, which runs through the city, and if he sees the beauty, immediately issue a permit for the construction of a three-storey shit with loud music.

The rarest species, which are not visible squatter and ruin!

Typically, the sea is.

here soon open an amazing terrace, decorated with frescoes with views of Venice. Against the background of these frescoes woman with bleached hair in the evening will sing hits of the 90's.

Wonderful rusty water park from the 90's also waiting for the guests.

And here is the famous rotunda. Since in Alushta no longer anything at all remarkable, the rotunda became the main symbol of the city. Initially rotunda crowned with the inscription "Citizens of the USSR have the right to rest." But the inscription was later replaced by "Alushta resort". Several years ago, local residents tried to come up with something more original, but were unable to. I suggest. Alushta motto could be the phrase: "the sea Rent a room cheap!". For some reason, the rotunda studded with flags, this tradition for many years. It could be interrupted, but the temptation to stick to the 14 tricolor unhappy rotunda overpowered common sense.

All the surrounding buildings catering and entertainment made in the mock-classical style.

Classic. What incomprehensible crap, stuck on the waterfront, advertising, trampled grass, fences, air conditioning, hucksters selling junk.

Another local attraction - rotted, rusted and crumbling piers and breakwaters.

No, we are not transported to Makhachkala, is still Alushta, the center, the promenade.

It seems that an evil magician has mixed in the bag all the symbols of architectural lawlessness 90s and threw it on good Alushta.

The whole city looks like.

In the city there is a monument to Pushkin. To all of a sudden no one thought that in Alushta there is at least something good, the monument was surrounded by an ugly fence, and poke around the souvenir shops.

This beauty is difficult for me to comment on. The level of improvement in Alushta - in a roadside cafe for truckers.

Of course, the famous Alushta catering. Relax in the summer you will be the cries of "Hot corn! Boys, take a chak-chak!" And, of course, pasties of unknown meat, roasted in the black oil. Black Sea, black oil. What you do not like about this bunch?

Review with tourist site, in July 2015:

But the most important thing - boundless rudeness! Rude all: employees of boarding houses, Tour organizers, sellers, conductors, hairdressers, passers-by. In full voice discussing on the beach, as they got a rest.

Local cooks can work in the best restaurants in Europe, but they have chosen native Alushta. Look, what a beauty!

As I said, not a single decent Alushta corner. If somewhere something and there, it just freaks. For example, advertising.

Famous Alushta culinary palaces!

They immediately everywhere.

If you are tired of modern architecture, in Alushta there are many historical buildings.

And, of course, chic abandoned building!

The wonderful scenery waiting for tourists. It will be possible to make a cool fotochki.

More in Alushta very much like pipes: they are not masked, they are open along the most beautiful places in the city.

In Alushta beautifully decorated with old Soviet buildings.

How lovely!

Old Department Store

But most importantly, what can be proud of Alushta - a wonderful slums.

This is a gorgeous jumble of incomprehensible structures all over the city! Well, where else you meet such a beauty? In one city there is no such world.

Crimean ancient proverb says: "Passed one room - build another one!"

Review with tourist site, in June 2015:

We rented a two-storey apartment for 5,000 rubles from the hostess, pseudo-Muscovite! - Tikhonova Anna Alexandrovna! Elling number 31. Dirty, stove and the light did not work, so the hostess offered an electrician at their own expense and sent SMS-th number of specialist ... And this is not the most "pleasant" of their hospitality.

As ships become overgrown with algae and shells, as well as the private sector Alushta hills overgrown with unthinkable add-ons and extensions.

Already one will not understand where the house here, where the garage and where the chicken coop.

In place of old hovels people erect high-rise palaces!

Awesome! It is worth to come to Alushta.

But back to the beauty of the waterfront.

It is also inconceivable erecting palaces.

House-Bridge! Where else is there? Only in Florence and in Alushta.

More in Alushta very much like castles. They are everywhere here

Apparently, alushtintsy await the arrival of their city Gypsy Baron. Otherwise how can we explain such a strange street decor?

Everything built up.

Maybe, in the city center, about the order of the administration?

No.

Administration building a few destroyed.

Soviet fountains

Power in Alushta as anywhere close to the people. Here canopy over the entrance to the administration. Judging by its state each entrance here for city officials may be the last.

A bus stop with card holder! Where else can you see this?

The charming fences

Public transport

In Alushta nice walk.

For a moment, I found a clean and beautiful area ... but no!

Urban decor

The city has several beautiful mansions of varying degrees of preservation. But they are hard to see. Somewhere they are hiding behind fences, where a thicket of trees. By the way, it is strange that we have around the monuments do not cut down trees. Somehow, it is believed that it is impossible to touch the tree. Here is a good example of when the chaotic tree planting has completely closed the main facade. I did not see anything. Trees - a piece of architecture, it is necessary to prune them, to control their height and size. And not to make any wild jungle.

According to my experience, the more ass in the city, the greater the support for the LDPR.

Review a tourist site, in July 2015:

Tourists are not welcome there. The literal dialogue: - "Girl, how much cherry (the price tag is not present) - Do not know that, if what is asked every day go here - but you price each day is different - So what, you cares - Girl???.? , will speak to holiday-makers, to you, no one here will not go - but what for do we need you here, cornered! " It remains to tell the young artists, it looks like the Russian flag before the curtain the whole city agitation. No respect for the national flag.

As you can see, there is nothing to save in Alushta. City hopelessly dull and ugly. As such, it should be to preserve and show the descendants. Alushta - a monument to human stupidity, barbarity and avarice, a monument dashing nineties and greedy zero.