"I'm sorry, I accidentally" or ridiculous excuses that are rescued from the prison term

No matter how serious the crime was neither a good lawyer in many cases able to rescue from prison, even the most inveterate bandit. And what could be better than a good lawyer? That's right, a lawyer creative! In this article, we will tell you about the most ridiculous and bizarre strategy for judicial protection, decent except that comedy films that really worked and saved defendants from the harsh responsibility for the crime is not comedy.

Sweet Dreams Jan Lüdecke

When a girl in Toronto had fallen asleep in the middle of drinking according to the type of those that are called "night and day" on open spaces of our boundless motherland, she did not expect to wake up from what it would be unfamiliar to a man who commits terrific back-and reciprocating motion. When the police arrested a young man named Jan Lüdecke, no one there was no doubt that the rapist, which is believed to have caught on a hot, did not escape the prison. However, everything was not so easy.

Lüdecke told the jury that during the same purpose, so to speak, of the process, he slept "wet" baby sleep, and woke up only at the moment when he stood in the bathroom for some new condom. The doctor carefully hired lawyers, examined the rapist and confirmed that he really suffers from sleepwalking, that is walking in his sleep. In addition, alcohol River and a portion of "magic mushrooms", which is Yang received the day before, brought the already sick boys brain to the point that in this time stood not alone in his sleep out of bed, but something else which part of his body. Medic words were so convincing that, despite all the protests of the prosecutor, the charges were completely removed.

"Piglet, it seems I'm stuck"

Japanese woman named Serena Kozakura that before his arrest, the police has been modeling swimwear, appeared before the court for invasion of private property and willful damage to property. In particular, prosecutors are required to put the model to prison for 14 months for that, trying to catch her boyfriend of cheating, it punched a hole in the wall of his apartment and climbed inside, destroying everything in its path.

Although numerous witnesses testified that with his own eyes seen the mess it has arranged the defendant, to protect Serena got another mute witness. Rather, the two witnesses. She said that the girth of her impressive bust is about 100 centimeters, which physically is not allowed to crawl into a hole the size of 70 x 20 cm. After a lot of measurements, investigative experiments and mathematical calculations the court took such a piquant argument and chest girls still gave her this desired freedom.

Oh, those terrible days

All of our readers probably know that the so-called state of passion is in court rather serious mitigating factor. This loophole and a lawyer of a woman named Jen Painter, was accused that she was stabbed to death by her husband. A court in the city of Liverpool took off, women are charged with murder after her lawyer announced that Jen made prestuplenievo has strongly pronounced premenstrual syndrome, and the fact that her hapless husband without asking took from her purse the money upset her so, she grabbed the knife. By the way, the same protection and worked in the US, where another woman named Geraldin Richter due to ICP justified in court for drunk driving and resisting arrest.

The following steering

Another girl-killer, which fell short, thanks to a rather unusual defense, called Heather Spesilski. Heather accused that while driving, she allegedly faked a car accident with the sole purpose of killing her boyfriend NilaEsposito specifically removing the machine so that the man turned into bloody mince in seconds. However, the court and the jury were shocked when in defense of women's lawyers said that she could not control the car during the accident, because at the time of the tragedy was occupied slightly below the steering wheel. In particular, Heather under oath testified that in that same ill-fated trip was engaged in oral sex with Neil, who lost control, I think, from an overabundance of impressions. Although this story and sounded pretty unlikely, after the doctors examined the man's body and confirmed that at the time of death it was not underwear, all accusations of "Ballet Star" Heather were immediately removed.